Answer the following questions with one word.
Where is your cell phone?
Backpack.
Spouse?
PUPPETMASTER
Your hair?
Sweaty
Your mother?
Bitch
Your father?
Lovely
Your favourite thing?
Laptop
Your dream last night?
Poverty
Your favourite drink?
Water
What room are you in?
Only
Your hobby?
Geektasticness
Your fear?
Violence
Where do you want to be in 6 years?
Aliveish
Where were you last night?
Bed
Something that you aren't?
Unempathic.
Muffins?
MASTER
Wish list item?
Daves
Last thing you did?
LJ
What are you wearing?
Noki
TV?
Torrents
Pets?
"Mrr-k-rrk."
Friends?
Crackheads
Your life?
Okay
Your mood?
Tirede
Missing someone?
Pam
Drinking?
Water
Your car?
TARDIS
You are not wearing?
Shirt
Your favourite store?
Secondhand
Your favourite colour?
Black
When is the last time you cried?
Bhajans
Where do you go over and over?
Tumblr
Five people who email me regularly?
Lists
My favourite place to eat?
Energia
Favourite place I'd like to be right now?
Masterpants
Four people I think will respond?
Fourpeopleisnotoneword.