Tokyo's cat cafes. My dad needs to visit one of these.
Instant sound effects. Basically, the internet in sound effects form. We need a dirty Who one, obviously. I've seen a couple of Who soundboards, but not one that'd be very timecocky (let alone one that had oldskool sounds). I'd spend hours playing with one if you could make everything sound like horrible innuendo. Reverse the polarity of the great hairy sexual air supply, etc...
How to say "my hovercraft is full of eels" in many, many languages. The Finnish dude sounds so nasal it's like he's pinching his nose.
I still have this open in a tab. I love the longing look on the Doctor's face and the Master's predatory squint. <3
I am writing a Time Monster drinking game. God help us all.