-The new DWM is out on Thursday the 10th and
THERE IS TOO MUCH SEX ON THE COVER. Again, mostly courtesy of John Simm. Everyone else is all :/ or :| but he's just >|-) or >8-D all over the place. Muahhahahahaha. I wonder what's going to be on the poster. NEED.
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If the world's countries had their own social networking site. Bwhahahahaha.
-Head asplody. I keep having these weird shivery headaches. Like the sort of chills you get when you've got a fever. My face flushes and I feel a rush of blood to all my extremities in general. And I feel all fluey whenever that happens. What the fuck? It only lasts for a bit and it's like a mini-fever, and if it goes on for longer than an hour, I can get it to go away with ibuprofen. I don't think I had these shivers/flushes before, that's the weird thing. Either the swine flu fucked my head up or then it's just the fact that it's now too cold to keep the windows open or something and I'm feeling ill because of a lack of oxygen. Or the cat's given me toxoplasmosis. I have no idea. Why does my body insist on making these weird ailments happen? There's always something biologically bizarre going on and I'm surprised the men in black aren't taking me away to be experimented on.
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7 Historical Figures Who Were Absurdly Hard To Kill. I love Cracked.com and their lists muchly. It's like the Discovery Channel, except with more lols and swears.
-Head still hurty, despite ibuprofen and food. *fuck*. I'll leave you with this idea (which I am way too fucking tempted to make, for real). Concerning the levels of Masterly evil to come:
[18:22] snowgrouse: *Masterfap*
[18:22] snowgrouse: Whatever happens, I kind of want to make a little animated stick Master and put him in the corner of the screen. And every time something evil goes down, it says *DING* and his dick goes up.
[18:23] snowgrouse: like an evil-o-meter with the timepeen as an arrow.
[18:23] eugenia_45: hee
[18:23] eugenia_45: Do it.
[18:23] snowgrouse: except if that was there for WoM, it'd be spinning.
[18:23] snowgrouse: round and round like a fan.
[18:23] eugenia_45: Or have a dick-related chart following the show at the end.
[18:23] snowgrouse: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahaaaaaaaa
[18:24] eugenia_45: With a giant penis in a weird zig zag.
[18:24] snowgrouse: aaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[18:24] snowgrouse: Sorry, am still thinking of spinning penis.
[18:25] snowgrouse: I imagine it'll make him hover and finally helicopter off the screen in an explosion of spluff.
[18:25] eugenia_45: hee
[18:25] eugenia_45: Meatspin style.
[18:25] snowgrouse: ohhhyess.