I shouldn't laugh, really. I shouldn't. But there's an emo boy who keeps posting pics with lolarious captions to Andy's (a twink pr0n photopost site which is rather vital for manippable sourcepics, before you ask). The way in which he mangles English goes beyond illiterate and into unwitting genius. He's like an emo twink version of Yads or something?
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SkaterTeen (but you have to be a registered member to see that stuff, I think). Which is why I have to quote some of the captions. Imagine, if you will, pretty boy pics culled from random boypr0n sites, but with captions that weave whole new worlds around the pictures. Examples:
Humm I Geting Hard
I Am Game You
Emo Likes
Today I Am Free
I Glade To Play Sucker
You Want
You Can Hold This And I Will Kiss You
Pointing Up For You
I Am Feeling Sexy1
I Give Mad EMO Love
Hey My Shorts Feel Funny
Keep Me Warm You Can Gave Me
I Need Some Emo Love
Yes I Am Talking To You
Such A Sunshine Day
Nummy For Your Tummy
You Want In My Speedo
I Comeing To Kiss You
Humm I Thinking
Come Rub My Bodey
Come Here And I Give You The Wild Side
Emo Gay And Loveing It
I Am Ready Hurry Up Will You
Take Me Pleas
So You Like My Lips Well Kiss Them
I Want You Badley
Join Me An I Give You Color (b/w pic)
Small But I Am Mighty
Me Again Sweet Thing
Wear Do We Start
Lets Go Honey What You Waiting For
Simpley Sexy And Hot
I Need A Lover
Hey Lets Get Cozey
Can I Get Some Suger
Sweet I Comeing
Like OMG Hot
And my absolute FAVOURITE (on a pic of a guy with a MULLET, no less):
"Get Into My Pants Spermlover".
I know, I know. At least I'm, errr... laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes, rather than ranting grumpily. I think this guy is an underrated genius. The porn just throws his lyrical skill into sharper profile. Or something like that. <3