...really, why isn't there more Ben/Jamie pr0nz?
I know Ben/Polly and Jamie/Two are OTP and all that, but they could share. Srsly. Or have an orgy. Or something.
But, really. Am, for some masochistic reason, rewatching The Underwater Menace, and... oh, okay, I remember why.
BEN AND JAMIE IN WETSUITS. Come the fuck on.
Damn, now I can't request it on
sizeofthatthing either (and I see someone's requested fishperson/Voord porn. Fandom, I love you). Butbutbutbutbut. *wrings hands* there *must* be wetsuit porn out there? Right? Right? With fortuneteller!Two watching?