Lollerskates
I dunno who the fuck made this (whoever had it forgot to credit, GRRR--I hate it when I can't tell so I could go and look for more crack/pretty by the same icon maker)... but it's motherfucking WIN.
Anyone know so I can hand the creator an internet?
Also, I have crack onna brane. Another AU in which the Doctor keeps the Master. And the Master gets pissed off at Ten for being a miserable sod, but mostly for the fact that he isn't putting out. So he tries to stick various alien aphrodisiacs into the Doctor's tea, most of which backfire terribly. Belphelian swamp-dragon sperm makes the Doctor fall asleep right in the middle of a snog and he doesn't wake up for a week (man, the snoring, the snoring). Amagon hasish makes the Doctor pleasantly tipsy but impotent. Sex FX 3000 (TM) (beta) from Eroticon VI is promising in that it induces painful priapism, but it also makes the Doctor's hair fall off. That puts the Master right off and he doesn't touch the Doctor before it grows back (he needs something to use for handles, after all).
So, in the end, after spending a few days swearing at a sewing machine (the Master should know how to use one, damn it, since he gutted one to control Sea Devils with, but it seems to take some learning), the Master nods at his reflection approvingly and waltzes off to the console room. RESULT. The Doctor always liked that schoolgirl outfit on a member of his own species.
Anyone know so I can hand the creator an internet?
Also, I have crack onna brane. Another AU in which the Doctor keeps the Master. And the Master gets pissed off at Ten for being a miserable sod, but mostly for the fact that he isn't putting out. So he tries to stick various alien aphrodisiacs into the Doctor's tea, most of which backfire terribly. Belphelian swamp-dragon sperm makes the Doctor fall asleep right in the middle of a snog and he doesn't wake up for a week (man, the snoring, the snoring). Amagon hasish makes the Doctor pleasantly tipsy but impotent. Sex FX 3000 (TM) (beta) from Eroticon VI is promising in that it induces painful priapism, but it also makes the Doctor's hair fall off. That puts the Master right off and he doesn't touch the Doctor before it grows back (he needs something to use for handles, after all).
So, in the end, after spending a few days swearing at a sewing machine (the Master should know how to use one, damn it, since he gutted one to control Sea Devils with, but it seems to take some learning), the Master nods at his reflection approvingly and waltzes off to the console room. RESULT. The Doctor always liked that schoolgirl outfit on a member of his own species.