In other news, am a kinky bastard and despite the shallowness of "vaguely gothy" being "fashionable", it can result in happy things like ultra-cheap (srsly, something like 1/2 squid) AND *proper* studded leather collars, with proper slave ring attachment at front. This certainly brings happy memories, even though there's no leash and no pink rodent
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Bedside table: Alarm clock, water bottle, notebook for fevered midnight fic writings, a HP Lovecraft Anthology, Decalog III: Consequences (DW book), mobile phone recharger, lamp, a fork and a spoon
There is a reason for this latter, it's used to mix up Onion's baytril :P
On the shelves of the bedside table.... A two-drawer cardboard thing. top drawer has condoms, remote controls for the aircon and heater. Next to that is a bag of sex toys, with a locked chest behind it holding passports and crap. Bottom shelf: More notebooks, various papery bits and a power board with half the ports covered in duct tape to keep the rat pee out.
Moving on we have a bar fridge full of rat medications, the trolley with teh Rat Palace and three sleepy rats aboard it (Shelf on that is full of rat treats, rice bubbles, cage spray, and paper towels) To the right, there is the door, and in that corner there is a huge standing fan, and the cardboard door blocker for ratty playtime. NExt to THAT is the outside door, with various robes hanging on it, then the washing basket, then the chest of drawers, full of socks and the like. The only wall adornment is a knotted owl hanging.
then there's the wardrobe, holding a combination of clothes, after-sex clean up towels, a certain outfit that makes a certain man harder than chinese algebra, rat cloths, rat hammocks, rat toys, rat fuds and shoes.
Bed has a doona, four pillows and his 'n her snuggle pillows on it :P
(But ask me of our lounge, or our offices...we are two geeks in a pod, and the house shows it happily ^_^)
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