Look what my lovely cunting neighbours left us yesterday:
What a bunch of fucking, cunting, bastard twats. We ALWAYS lock the fucking door. They have a ton of parties where people stumble out drunk. Maybe THEY didn't lock the fucking door, but they still yell and slam the door when they realise SOMEONE ELSE didn't fucking lock it.
I wish a tree would fall into their apartment somehow. Or a big wad of tofu.