Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I pushed
endlss_delirium in the mud (-17 points). In April on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for
pchinapoppycock (10 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I turned
ehwhatsername in for farting in church (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-43 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
snoopyblueeyes