I think I would have let the dog finish me off..

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So the chain smoking French woman who had her face eaten off by a dog has shown off her new face. She says she "now looks like everyone else." I beg to differ but alright. Here's another great quote, make sure you have a mouthfull of something delicious when you read it: "When I woke up, I tried to light a cigarette, and I didn't understand why I couldn't hold it between my lips[...]That's when I saw the pool of blood and the dog next to me. I looked at myself in the mirror, and there, horrified, I couldn't believe what I saw - especially because it didn't hurt."

I think she looks kind of like Bub the zombie from Day of the Dead, but you be the judge.





I'm so going to hell. But at least I don't look like her.