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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave kitttykat a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, peeb (-5000 points). In May I donated bone marrow to vaalin in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In March kazy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In February I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-2989 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sniperz
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Wenesday I gave alci a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In March I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Saturday I punched cattheturtle in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-30 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
sniperz
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I punched seasidesilence in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I helped kitttykat hide a body (-173 points). Last month I gave cattheturtle a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (837 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
sniperz
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April peeb and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I helped tiku see the light (8 points). In October I gave blado a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I gave whyenn a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1007 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
sniperz
HELL YES. A PONY, BITCH.