Oh it's been so long, but look! A wild Quote of the Day appears!

Evanne: "trust me. i would much rather talk to you than rifle through recycling and vibrators...welcome to my life."

ETA:

"it was only one vibrator. in a giant recycling bin full of plastic bagged recycling. so it was like a treasure hunt. of sorts. of sadness."

"LIAR! You still cheated on me!!

-- my neighbor, shrieking her little out heart. I heard this crystal clear from the hallway.

What else happened today? I bought seasons 1 of Lost and Grey's Anatomy from the new used-movie store on Market street. Good times.

* First up, The Customer of the Day

So my second customer (at 5am) started out perfectly normal. She asked for a venti half-bold, half-decaf drip coffee. I said I'd have to check to see if we'd started brewing the bold crap yet, but she drove off (towards the window) without responding, probably without listening ( Read more... )

Tiny, beknitted, neohippie customer: "Can I get an eggnog latte cut with soy? Just the straight eggnog cut with soy. No 2% milk. I don't want any of that dairy stuff."

Uhhh, eggnog is the dairiest of the dairiest, you soy slurping idiot. Take your reusable hemp shopping bag and get out of my store.