heh, sad, but so true
You Know You're In A Beagle House When....
1.) The bed has sausage shaped lumps under the covers.
2.) When you come into the house after being away only minutes and you are greeted like you've been gone for 10 years.
3.) Footstools are placed strategically around the furniture and bed.
4.) The house is decorated with Beagle items.
5.) The owner is decorated with Beagle items.
6.) After the doorbell rings, you can't hear a thing for 10 minutes.
7.) Beagle "nose art" is proudly displayed on each window.
8.) All socks, underwear, and shoes have holes in them.
9.) All squeak toys no long have squeaking ability.
10.) The doors to many rooms must remain closed.
11.) The owner's bed never remains made.
12.) You will find dogs instead of clothes in the laundry basket.
13.) When you arrive, you find the living room covered with chewed up napkins, toilet paper rolls, Kleenex, etc.
14.) You notice small fox holes in the yard.
15.) All waste baskets and trash cans are elevated at least 3 ft. from the ground.
16.) A cupboard is full of tiny clothes that were purchased before the owner realized that Beagles would rather remain nudists.
17.) The owner talks a lot about getting a super king-sized bed.
18.) The living room looks like it's covered with snow due to the batting which came out of de-stuffed toys.
19.) The owner has no food yet his Beagle has plenty of premium dog food.
20.) The Beagle gets kisses before the owner's significant other.
21.) The owner runs around looking for a "sitter" if they're going to be gone for more than a few hours.
22.) You notice that the beagle receives more Christmas presents than human kids.
23.) All the owner's computer "favorites" are beagle related.
24.) The grass is mowed very very very short.