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Firstly, this link was sent to me as a Birthday sentiment. Both hilarious yet disturbing!
DIY ferret
I have sick fuck friends.....and I love 'em all!
Just pondering today and realised some silly/novelty misc statistics of life at 19 years...
In 19 years on this plane I have;
* Fallen out of 7 trees
* Eaten approximately 230 lycees, including lycee based products
* Have had 4 serious crushes/loved in a distant manner
* Lost 4 berets
* Owned only 5 pants (underwear) that weren't either black or white..... this is terrible, must branch out into technicolour pants!
* Abseiled off 340ft things three times..... more, must throw self of more things!
* Had stitches done twice, to the same place
* Have had five cooking disasters (not bad for the amount of cooking I do I guess).... including failed Cthulu cookies
* Have owned approx 50-70 rats (you loose count with the litters.... I guess they were temporarily owned)
May edit this and add more later, but for now I get to go serve people the taste of the deep south! Don't ask me what that means.
DIY ferret
I have sick fuck friends.....and I love 'em all!
Just pondering today and realised some silly/novelty misc statistics of life at 19 years...
In 19 years on this plane I have;
* Fallen out of 7 trees
* Eaten approximately 230 lycees, including lycee based products
* Have had 4 serious crushes/loved in a distant manner
* Lost 4 berets
* Owned only 5 pants (underwear) that weren't either black or white..... this is terrible, must branch out into technicolour pants!
* Abseiled off 340ft things three times..... more, must throw self of more things!
* Had stitches done twice, to the same place
* Have had five cooking disasters (not bad for the amount of cooking I do I guess).... including failed Cthulu cookies
* Have owned approx 50-70 rats (you loose count with the litters.... I guess they were temporarily owned)
May edit this and add more later, but for now I get to go serve people the taste of the deep south! Don't ask me what that means.