Story Time!

[snazzapple]

K so heres this weird story that popped into my head as a response to some recent questions I've been having about religion and God and whatnot...so here it is

Comments

[anonymous]

jesus is dead stop worshiping him with your cracker hippie propoganda
were already on hell so no point of being afraid one day you all will see the churches are trying to take over the world. reading the bible and believeing in jesus is so dumb even dumber then dolphins

[snazzapple]

K see hippies are and were mostly into mysticism and/or new age religions/cults. And I don't really know of any churches that are trying to take over the world. As for your comments on the bible and Jesus...well they were pretty childish and lacked anything remotely resembling a sensible statement. Furthermore, if you read the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy you would realize that dolphins are in fact smarter than we are. by the way Shane, sign your name you asshole.

[anonymous]

if dolphins are so smart why do they live in igloos?

-shane

[snazzapple]

well how else would they eat whales and snow?

[xlost_cause]

Weirdos. Greg you should make it so only your friends can post in your LJ.

[snazzapple]

I normally do, I made an exception for this story because it is designed to help non-christians and most of the people on my friends list are already christian.

[xlost_cause]

Cool

[anonymous]

ljs are gay and so are christianitarians go eat some meekrab bitch

[snazzapple]

hmm I hope this wasn't shane, but yeah I have no idea what a christianitarian is and don't say the m word thank you come again

[snazzapple]

But if, by "christianitarians" you meant christians, I will have to point out that christian families certainly have replenishing the population for years now so I fail to see how they could be gay.

[anonymous]

they took our jobs jews conquor all with there big noses and speach of hibbity jibbity

[snazzapple]

Wow, I don't know what hurts me more, your ignorance or your stupidity.

[xlost_cause]

Meh stupid people

[sparkle_nd_fade]

Your lack of creativity never ceases to amaze me when I read all of your comments.

And no, not all religions are trying to 'take over the world'

Just catholicism, and that's actually just the country, not the world.