Ha! Take that Lesley!
Despite despising Christmas, this little thing amused me:
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I stole __lesley__'s purse (-30 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-743 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
snave_
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I stole __lesley__'s purse (-30 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-743 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
snave_