Pulp Fiction overdub featuring Donald Duck voicing Jules Winnfield's part, and Mickey Mouse voicing the part of Brett.

FUCKING HILARIOUS hearing Donald Duck saying "Does he look like a bitch?"

If you haven't seen Teeth, you NEED to. It's twistedly AWESOME.

VAGINA DENTATA!

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They're remaking The Mechanic.

My money is on major suckage.

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Good news: The Hobbit is getting made into a movie!
Bad news: Peter Jackson isn't directing it.
Good news: Guillermo del Toro IS
Bad news: Studio execs have declared that the extended version of The Lord Of The Rings won't be released on Blu-Ray until The Hobbit comes out. So we're looking at a 2012 release date.

I rented Soylent Green on NetFlix. Guess when it arrived in the mail? Today. Tuesday.

Remember, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!

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Good movie. Funny as hell, though I really could have done without seeing Jason Mewes's junk.

So...any of you ladies want to make a porno with me? I could use the extra cash. ;)
(My porn name would be "Pierce Johnson")

It's a good movie...but Nicholas Cage plays the SAME DAMN PERSON in every movie.

And why is it that every time I hear the word "Bangkok" I think of that Quiet Riot song?
BANG YOUR HEADCOCK!