UGH!!

[snarky_parky]

My knickers. They TOUCHED people! Unworthy fucking PEOPLE! I haven't WORN any underwear since it happened due to cleaning them over and over and fucking OVER to get everyone ELSE'S disgusting fucking GERMS off them. I haven't cleaned anything in my LIFE and now I'm reduced to THIS because Gryffindors are fucking STUPID

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[tied_in_notts]

Stop being such a brat, Pansy.

[snarky_parky]

I... I'm not.

[tied_in_notts]

Honestly, you're acting like you're seven, not seventeen.

[snarky_parky]

I didn't feel the urge to fucking swear so much when I was seven. And my underwear didn't fall from the ceiling amongst throngs of people not worthy of my time when I was seven.

And I barely knew of your existance when I was seven.

[serpent_sexgod]

You what? You actually cleaned? Wow. As for Gryffindors being stupid...I have to agree.

IT WASN'T FAIR! We didn't do anything! This only proves that he's an idiot.

...Good for you.

[snarky_parky]

Oh, be quiet.

As much as the thought of plotting with you makes me want to throw up on my best shoes, we must get revenge. It wasn't even US who did the stupid fucking paint thing! (Was it?)

[serpent_sexgod]

Eh.

No, that wasn't us! Yes, we must. Plotting it is.

[morag_a_gogo]

Oh, poor little tot.

And what, does that mean you like girly-girls now? Please, spare us.

[snarky_parky]

I've fucked girls before, doesn't mean I want to go out with them. Ugh, especially if they're like you.

[morag_a_gogo]

Oh, those poor girls. I feel such sadnocity for them.

[snarky_parky]

I wonder if Luna agrees with you.

[behind_the_scar]

I'm not unworthy.

[snarky_parky]

...Are you trying to say that you're offended because I said you're not worthy to touch my knickers?

[serpent_sexgod]

Ignore him.