UGH!!

[snarky_parky]

My knickers. They TOUCHED people! Unworthy fucking PEOPLE! I haven't WORN any underwear since it happened due to cleaning them over and over and fucking OVER to get everyone ELSE'S disgusting fucking GERMS off them. I haven't cleaned anything in my LIFE and now I'm reduced to THIS because Gryffindors are fucking STUPID

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[morag_a_gogo]

Oh, poor little tot.

And what, does that mean you like girly-girls now? Please, spare us.

[snarky_parky]

I've fucked girls before, doesn't mean I want to go out with them. Ugh, especially if they're like you.

[morag_a_gogo]

Oh, those poor girls. I feel such sadnocity for them.

[snarky_parky]

I wonder if Luna agrees with you.

[morag_a_gogo]

I DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU SLEPT WITH!!!!!!!!!!!

[snarky_parky]

Ho hum. I feel much better now.

[morag_a_gogo]

BINT.