Hey Bozo! Bowser, whatever your name is!

I'm never going on your dumb airship again!

I'm never even gonna BE a Goomba ever again! It was the lamest thing ever being without arms! It was the dumbest thing I ever had to do!

The only GOOD thing about it is that, uh, at least I didn't turn into an orange like Angel did. Which is even dumber. Like

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GAMES?!?!?!

A lot of my games are RUINED!!

Whoever did this is gonna EAT MY FISTS!

EEEEWWWWWWWW!

I don't think I'm ever gonna go outside on Valentine's again!

You! The red-head guy! Don't think I'm ever gonna act that way around you again! Gross-o-matic!

And blue-head girl... you're just weiiiiird.

*He is so sickened like you don't even knooow.*

That mistletoe stuff was the lamest day EVER.

I'm not coming out of my

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My face hurts a LOT.

What the HECK happened? Did something happen during that dummy's seance or something?! That ruined my Halloween! Thanks a lot, dummy.

I'm gonna play games for a few hours to feel better! Not like I don't do that already

I'm SMALL again. Duuumb! I was liking being big and buff and rad-looking! I mean, not that I'm not already pretty cool-looking, but I looked even cooler grown-up! And I had the best facial hair.

This is laaaaaame.

I feel better about some things, though, I guess, so whatever! Besides, I bet a lot of people missed the good old regular me! *By feeling ( Read more... )