1st Bullet

[snark_n_shoot]

Ugh....damn, remind me never to do that-

....whoa, wait a minute. Where the hell am I? [Pats himself down, feeling the familiar weight of his weapons] Okay, so I still have Rebellion and the girls.... That's good, at least.

But seriously, if this is Hell....I kinda expected it to be more....you know...horror movie-esque. [Taps his foot impatiently

Comments

[devilbrought]

[snark_n_shoot]

....don't tell me the old man cheated on Ma.

[devilbrought]

[well ... okay ... good!Dante. Younger, but fuck, whatever]

What? I'm not related to you.

[snark_n_shoot]

Then why the hell do you look like me.

[devilbrought]

I look nothing like you. [someone is in denial]

[snark_n_shoot]

Okay, minus the demon arm- which, by the way, looks pretty badass, actually- you could easily be mistaken for either me or Verge.

[devilbrought]

Thanks?

I don't want to be mistaken for either of you. Tch. I just got people to stop comparing us. But to answer your question, I haven't the faintest idea why we look alike.

[snark_n_shoot]

....huh.

[Massages one of his temples-this is getting confusing.]

Alright, not!sibling, you got a name?

[devilbrought]

It's Nero.

[snark_n_shoot]

Not a bad name.

[1/2]

[devilbrought]

[ah it's symmetrical]

[devilbrought]

Neither is yours.

[snark_n_shoot]

[See keywords~]

[devilbrought]

[keywords]

[sevenxsorrows]

Tell Sparda to stop fucking reproducing. For a savior of the world, he sure does produce some retarded offspring.

[devilbrought]

Coming from you, that is rich.