1st Bullet
Ugh....damn, remind me never to do that-
....whoa, wait a minute. Where the hell am I? [Pats himself down, feeling the familiar weight of his weapons] Okay, so I still have Rebellion and the girls.... That's good, at least.
But seriously, if this is Hell....I kinda expected it to be more....you know...horror movie-esque. [Taps his foot impatiently, glancing around]
And I'm even in a church. Oh, the irony. [Frowns a bit more] I know I'm not in Heaven, otherwise I'd be greeted by scantily-clad angels.... Okay, then. Anyone mind tellin' me where the hell I am? 'Cause seriously, I have better things to do.