I am not a fun drunk
At least, I don't think I am.
I wouldn't know, really. I was too smashed to remember.
But not too smashed to remember Ron running around with stockings and high heels. You've got sexy legs, Ronald. Though, I suggest you get rid of the leg hair. Not at all attractive.
I am not a fun drunk, but from the looks of it, I am a productive drunk.
My camera is full to the brimming of photos. Embarrassing photos. Incriminating photos. And all sorts of photos in between. From the sweet and the poignant, to the lewd and lucid.
Oh yes, I am a very productive drunk.
Ten pounds for photos. Negatives are not for sale.
I wouldn't know, really. I was too smashed to remember.
But not too smashed to remember Ron running around with stockings and high heels. You've got sexy legs, Ronald. Though, I suggest you get rid of the leg hair. Not at all attractive.
I am not a fun drunk, but from the looks of it, I am a productive drunk.
My camera is full to the brimming of photos. Embarrassing photos. Incriminating photos. And all sorts of photos in between. From the sweet and the poignant, to the lewd and lucid.
Oh yes, I am a very productive drunk.
Ten pounds for photos. Negatives are not for sale.