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"Whoa! I straight up Swayze-ed that mother!"

Dean, from Supernatural.

If you haven't seen this, you need to:



I wonder if one's head can explode from lack of sleep. It shouldn't be too much longer til I find out.

Dr. Farcau: In the sixties when computer technology was beginning to be developed lots of companies were thinking "Wow, if I could sell one computer per every 10 Chinese people I could make a billion dollars." The problem with that reasoning is that the Chinese only wanted ONE computer. They'll take it apart and make their own, better and cheaper ( Read more... )

Me: I am going to the barn.

Matt: To use the internet?

Me: Yeah,I'll get some breakfast later.

Matt: Bring one of the puppies with you. You can't go down there unprotected.

Me: I'd rather bring the new Glock.

Shit That Pisses Me Off

1. Spellcheck: Why is it that the word I misspelled is rarely at the top of the list of suggested items?
2. Humira: It is a psoriasis medication that may cause TUBERCULOSIS? Epic fail.

A new feature on my oh so bare livejournal is now officially beginning. It is titled "Shit That Pisses Me Off". I will add one new entry every time.

Shit That Pisses Me Off

1. Spellcheck: Why is it that the word I misspelled is rarely at the top of the list of suggested items?

This is a post all about Dane Cook. For those of you not in the know, though I am not a big fan of his recent stuff I still very much enjoy Harmful if Swallowed and Retaliation (his first and second thingies). Through all the Dane Cook bashing I have stuck true to him, defending wherever applicable and hating how every single satirical outlet takes ( Read more... )

Allright, so the local church has been rather noisy lately, I don't know if they have a new organist or something, but if they ring their bells of if someone plays their epic organ, you can hear it for miles during the quieter portions of the day. Like at sunrise. Generally this is an issue of some consternation for me, because lately I have been ( Read more... )

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