I have spent hours today reading about
yuletide wank... I don't even participate in yuletide... or read the fic, because turns out I am mostly into popular fandoms (or too popular for yuletide anyway), but somehow the drama always sucks me in.
My stupid tattoo is itching up a storm and it is taking every ounce of willpower that I possess to keep from scratching it. Since I have poor impulse control, this means I am failing miserably at that task, but oh well, hopefully I won't end up horribly scarred for life at the end of this healing process.