Hell. Everyone else is taking drabble requests. Why not me too. I'm mostly doing it for Shanzi and Sam, who are seriously the BEST TWO FUCKING PEOPLE EVER for putting up with me during finals season ( Read more... )

I couldn't put this up in my AIM profile because a) it was too long, and b) I still have a quote from Shanzi about dickgirls. It was too good to go unshared.

Me: *snort*
Me: "hey, wanna get out of here?" *wink wink*
Sam: yeah, he wants to touch her boobies.
Me: SAM
Sam: HE DOES

Sam and I really have to stop rping. It eats my brain.