Unsuspecting Tuesday...

May 03, 2006 23:37

I'm stood outside work, waiting for a lift. I work opposite a big ole' church and notice that there are thousands of little old dears filing in. The mind takes over...

Welcome to Tuesday nights at the Methodist Church - better known as .... EUTHANASIA EVENING!!
Come one and come all - tonight, for one night only, we are offering a mostly painless and 'that smell will disappear in just a bit' death that YOU know you want! WELCOME TO THE GAS CHAMBER!

It was beautiful!

And then I thought about the possibility of many old dears and a big arse orgy. Wasn't as content in my own head after that.
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