Do WHAT if God is in control!?
I was stopped at a red light next to a church, and being one of those people who absolutely must read all written material that they see, I read the little sign board. It read: "Take your foot off the brake if God is in control."
WHAT!!!???
There are only four ways I can interpret that. One: The church actually believes that God will hold cars properly at the light if the drivers take their feet off the brake peddals. Two: It's a subversive message, and you're supposed to realize that God is not in control, you are. Three: The church really loves car accidents. Four: They didn't think about their location when they posted their message.
Unless it was two (and I really doubt it was), what were they thinking?
WHAT!!!???
There are only four ways I can interpret that. One: The church actually believes that God will hold cars properly at the light if the drivers take their feet off the brake peddals. Two: It's a subversive message, and you're supposed to realize that God is not in control, you are. Three: The church really loves car accidents. Four: They didn't think about their location when they posted their message.
Unless it was two (and I really doubt it was), what were they thinking?