BEEF BOWLS BEEFTACULAR... BEEF THING
It's not widely advertised, but a small poster is plastered against posts and pillars in the Mall. Beef Bowl is throwing a party, one that encourages the Mall residents and demons to
'Come celebrate the most succulent beast on our planet- the unassuming, tender Cow!'
The store itself is lucky to be operating with an open front, because the Beef Bowl is packed with eager celebrants. The fact that a bar operates directly next door has funnelled more than enough patrons towards the greatly discounted, delicious scent of beef. Staff are tripping over one another in the rush to get enough tables and chairs set up, and the chefs look about ready to collapse with exhaustion.
It's not surprise that Akihiko has already taken advantage of the dirt cheap prices, and started eating his sirloin steak straight from the bone. It's also no surprise that the Mall would intervene with what would otherwise be a fine beefy meal. However, the food doesn't look any different that usual.
...Dig in?
[Mingle post! You don't have to talk to Akihiko, he is a slob. But there are plenty of other tables, and plenty of effects in each cut of meat.
1. Osso Bucco: Null effect! Also gets rid of any current effects.
2.Rib Eye steak: You become extremely strong, and extremely angry. Everything you own and love will be protected with wild, inexplicable rage.
3. Short Ribs: You create a song for everything you see or experience, with backup music only you can hear.
4.Fillet Mignon: You become convinced of your beauty, and flaunt it unecessarily.
5. T-bone steak: It tastes so good, you can't stop. You eat everything edible in sight, and a few things that aren't.
6.Porterhouse steak: If you have children, you begin gushing to everyone about them. If not, you begin gushing over other peoples children.
7.Tenderloin: You feel so randy. It's Mating time! Any fertile looking mate is fair game, and you will try your hardest to impress them with displays of power. If you already have a significant other, you will concentrate your efforts on them.
As always, http://www.random.org/ should make this a bit more fun.]
'Come celebrate the most succulent beast on our planet- the unassuming, tender Cow!'
The store itself is lucky to be operating with an open front, because the Beef Bowl is packed with eager celebrants. The fact that a bar operates directly next door has funnelled more than enough patrons towards the greatly discounted, delicious scent of beef. Staff are tripping over one another in the rush to get enough tables and chairs set up, and the chefs look about ready to collapse with exhaustion.
It's not surprise that Akihiko has already taken advantage of the dirt cheap prices, and started eating his sirloin steak straight from the bone. It's also no surprise that the Mall would intervene with what would otherwise be a fine beefy meal. However, the food doesn't look any different that usual.
...Dig in?
[Mingle post! You don't have to talk to Akihiko, he is a slob. But there are plenty of other tables, and plenty of effects in each cut of meat.
1. Osso Bucco: Null effect! Also gets rid of any current effects.
2.Rib Eye steak: You become extremely strong, and extremely angry. Everything you own and love will be protected with wild, inexplicable rage.
3. Short Ribs: You create a song for everything you see or experience, with backup music only you can hear.
4.Fillet Mignon: You become convinced of your beauty, and flaunt it unecessarily.
5. T-bone steak: It tastes so good, you can't stop. You eat everything edible in sight, and a few things that aren't.
6.Porterhouse steak: If you have children, you begin gushing to everyone about them. If not, you begin gushing over other peoples children.
7.Tenderloin: You feel so randy. It's Mating time! Any fertile looking mate is fair game, and you will try your hardest to impress them with displays of power. If you already have a significant other, you will concentrate your efforts on them.
As always, http://www.random.org/ should make this a bit more fun.]