Megami Haritsuki and Roze Gengetsu
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Title: The Roze and Megami Story
Writer: Lily Celesta and Roze Gengetsu-hime
Canon: Dubbed anime with Endymion and Serenity's original names and elements from Gundam Wing, Cardcaptor Sakura, and Tenchi Muyo
Rating: 4
Name: Megami Haritsuki, Roze Gengetsu
Senshi Title: Not mentioned
Species: Just... annoying.
Hair:
Megami: Blonde with natural silver streaks, held up in a bun with the rest flowing freely
Roze: Lavender, curly, held up in 4 buns on her head
Eyes:
Megami: Not mentioned
Roze: Silver, then purple
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None
Possessions: None
Guardians: None
Origin: Probably the US.
Megami: She is the heiress to the Haritsuki family fortune and Haritsuki Enterprises.
Roze: Her parents are dead. She lived in an orphanage until she was 5 when she was adopted by a crazy old woman. She then ran away and went to New York where she lived off of the food that she stole from restaurants.
Connections to Canon:
Megami: In her past life, she was Queen Serenity's (called Selenity here) other daughter and Princess Serenity's (also called Selenity) older sister. Since Megami was ignored, her aunt Sincerity/Eternity (Selenity's younger sister) gave her the Kingdom of the Stars. Her fiance was Heero Yui, a soldier.
Roze: In her past life, she was the princess of the White Moon of Jurai. She was engaged to Li of the Cardcaptors.
Senshi Outfit: Not mentioned
Senshi Moves: Not mentioned
Other Special Abilities:
Megami: She has prophetic dreams.
Annoying Traits:
Roze: "One time, she even stole an entire Italian pot of pasta. The other time, she stole five extra large pizzas of Pizza Hut," at a year old. (She regresses from 5 to 1 and then ages to 7 in a few sentences.)
Comments: Two more authors with the "We're just doing this for fun. Therefore, we don't give a shit about the mechanics" mentality. There's a lot of plotholes in this. That's probably why no one else read it. (All 5 reviews are from the two people who wrote it.)
Samples:
Rose Gengetsu- a five-year old with curly lavender hair in four buns on her head, and silver eyes- woke up late in the morning, or more specifically, in the afternoon. She lived in an orphanage, until an old crazy lady adopted her- but she found herself running away.
Roze ended up in New York. She lived off restaurants- stealing restaurants scraps when she could. One time, she even stole an entire Italian pot of pasta. The other time, she stole five extra large pizzas of Pizza Hut, and was chased off the property by five monkeys in chicken suits yelling “Ooo!”.
While being chased by monkeys, she happened to cross the street. Now, being a year old, nobody had ever taught her about the concept of looking both ways before crossing the street.
~*~*~
A young girl of around Roze’s age, Megami Haritsuki, was in the car that had hit Roze. Megami- a slim four year old that acted much older than she really was, with a sweet, nurturing nature, yet at the same time, a kick*** attitude- was horrified at the fact, yet vaguely wondered why the girl had been so stupid to had not noticed their limousine.
Megami Haritsuki was heiress to a rich estate, the Haritsuki family fortune, and Haritsuki Enterprises. She was a slim blonde, though her hair was beginning to show silver streaks on the tips. Definitely not normal, nobody knew about her streaks except for her. She wore her hair with a single bun at the top, with the rest flowing down to her mid-back.
Megami was- as the author has already expressed- horrified. She insisted on being allowed to visit the girl in the hospital and paid for all the hospital charges. Since it had been the orphan girl’s fault that she had been injured, she practically threw herself at their car, the case was never presented to court, unless the orphan chose to press charges.
It was horrible; the whole affair was simply atrocious. The girl was unidentified, and charged with stealing five extra large pizzas from the Pizza Hut a block away from the accident. What monkeys were doing following her, Megami wondered, was beyond her.
Now, if she would only wake up and explain herself. Her name would be nice, at least. An explanation on the chicken-suit wearing monkeys would also be required, Megami mused. I would never be caught wearing a chicken suit, she announced to herself in her mind. Wouldn’t that be gaudy, wearing a chicken suit!
~*~*~
Roze woke up to find herself in a hospital, surrounded by a bouquet of flowers from: Your new friend.
Must be her, Roze thought. In front of her was a girl around her age, Roze considered, with almost the same hairstyle! Sure, she had only one bun, but Rose would have to give her a piece of her mind!
How had she gotten to be in a hospital bed? Oh, right, monkeys had chased her into the middle of the street. Stupid her, she should have noticed. Of course, was a car doing in the middle of the street! The idea of cars driving in the middle of the street was absurd! Cars should be outlawed!
Who was that gawky girl sitting next to her? What the heck was she doing, asleep like that, as if she were waiting of her to wake up. Oh, better shut up, she’s waking up.
“You’re awake!” the girl explained. Roze rolled her eyes. Duh! “Hi, I’m Megami Haritsuki, and you are…” Sick and tired of you, Miss Proper, Roze thought.
But instead, the words “I’m Roze.” Came out of her mouth. The girl- what was her name- oh, yeah, Megami, looked at her pityingly.
“Rose…what?”
Roze rolled her eyes, Megama, or whatever her name was, probably thought she had no last name. Stupid airhead blonde rich kid!
“Roze Gengetsu, for your information.”
Megami raised an eyebrow and changed her expression, now less friendly and more sarcastic.
“You have some attitude, girl.”
“Don’t you try to get me pissed off, Megama.”
“It’s Megami. My name means Goddess.”
“Uh-huh, whatever.”
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She was in a strange, place, oddly familiar, mysteriously comforting, unusually unusual.
The concrete ground was replaced with moon rocks, sand and granite. Collapsing palaces and buildings, which most have been glorious in their time, adorned the place pitifully. In the center of the sky, was not the moon, but the earth.
A zephyr blew her hair, and she caught the scent of burning in the air.
The scene changed. The buildings transformed back to their former glory. Shouting, yelling, cried for help echoed.
“Endymoin!” shouted a blonde princess. With her regal clothes, her graceful manner, she could be nothing less than a princess. She ran, the two buns on her head loosening, and her hair trailing behind her in a graceful train.
“Can I help?” Megami tried, but the girl simply ran past her, not saying a word. That was when Megami realized, she couldn’t hear a word.
The scene that was next horrified Megami. The princess jumped into the air, into the sky, and held on fast to the hand of a raven haired prince, shouting, yelling, and finally dying, hand in hand with her love.
Meanwhile, Megami could do nothing but watch with horror in her eyes.
A figure came behind. “This was the fate of your sister and brother-in-law. This was the fate of the Moon Kingdom. Do you think they deserved it?”
“No,” Megami answered, not fully registering the lady’s words in her mind. Sister, what sister? “They were in love, and people in love do not deserve a fate such as this.”
“What if I told you that you’re so-called sister stole your rightful throne from you? What if I told you that your sister, Selenity, always did whatever she could to make your life utterly miserable? What if I told you that although you always wished to make peace with her, and you always extended a hand of friendship and truce, she still refused? What if I told you that she wouldn’t care if you died? What if I told you that she, on many occasions, has tried to take you way from your one true love? What if I told you that she has ridiculed you, attempted to turn the hearts of your own people against you, succeeded in turning the Inner and Outer Senshi against you, as well as her fiancée. What if I told you that she took your mother away from you; turned your own mother against you for her own gain? Would you reconsider, if you knew of all this?”
Megami’s eyes flickered to the figure’s face, framed by her silver tresses. A queenly figure she was, indeed, Megami knew without words that this was Queen Selenity, her mother.
“Two people in love do not deserve to die like this, no matter what harmful things they have done in the past. I hold no resent toward them in my heart. These two were in love- people in love do not deserve a fate such as this.” Megami simply said.
The Queen smiled. “I do not know how in my former life, I managed to hold such resentment toward you. You are my flesh and blood, my firstborn! I am so sorry I always favored your sister, even in death as I remembered her first in my last wish. You are equally beautiful, I know that now. You are equally powerful, maybe even more so, I know that now. But, you have the virtue of kindness, something I have always overlooked, until now. That is something your sister sometimes seems to lack in her heart.”
“Come, child.” The Queen said, walking forward. “I have so many more things to show you.”
She led her to a new scene, on a new planet it seemed. “This is the White Moon of Jurai,” The Queen explained, “My younger sister’s kingdom. They were also attacked by the Negaverse.”
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“Princess, you can’t escape now!” cackled the Negaverse General, Zircon. He raised his hand for an attack.
Roze bit her tongue to keep herself from screaming, the taste of blood and bile in her mouth. It was a cruel fate, being tortured to death by her ex.
“AAAAH!” Roze couldn’t keep it in any longer; she let out a heart-wrenching, scream. It was all too much, she felt as if knives were being pushed into her stomach, as if someone had shot her heart, as if she was being choked and strangled, all at the same time, all because of a single attack. The exquisite torture was all too much, the pain too powerful to resist, the blood, the throbbing, time passing by slowly, as if laughing at her, as if wanting to make her death nice, slow, bloody, and painful.
The Crown Princess of the White Moon of Jurai, beloved royal, Friend, and Senshi to Jurai and the Star Kingdom, met a terrible fate and a terrible death. Her fiancée Li attempted to save her, shielding her from some affects of the attack, but in the very end…they died shielding each other, clinging on to each other as if all depended on it, even in death.
~*~*~
“This, this was my fate?” Roze asked, glancing at her mother. Queen Eternity simply nodded sadly.
“Was my love included in Queen Selenity’s wish?”
Queen Eternity did not meet her eyes. “Yes and no.”
“What do you mean?” questioned Roze softly, with hurt in her eyes.
“Your past love and that of your cousin Megami were reborn- in other dimensions.”
“Other dimensions?”
“Yes, they, like you, have no memory of the past.”
Roze solemnly nodded. “Megami, Megami… is my cousin?”
“Yes.”
Roze gave a small smile. “Damn.”
“You two were always the best of friends before, my child.”
“Double damn.” Smiled Roze. She didn’t mean a word of it; she still had the old Roze’s attitude, with Princess Roze’s heart, soul, and memories.
[Snip]
“Heero! Let go!” Princess Megami screamed. Heero didn’t let go of the grip on her arm.
“You can’t fight alone, Megami! Stop being so stubborn! I’m coming with you.” Heero said decidedly. Their eyes locked.
Megami smiled. Heero kissed her forehead delicately. “Come one love, it’s time to fight these monsters off our land.”
~*~*~
“Oh…god…” Roze gasped. “Megami…my cousin didn’t deserve this! God…oh, god…”
Queen Eternity nodded. “It was cruel enough. Queen Beryl couldn’t have planned worse. They died in each other’s arms after a long, battle. Crying in his arms, your cousin humiliated by utter defeat and mourning the loss of her fiancée, she died not of injuries, or battle wounds, but of heartbreak.”
Title: The Roze and Megami Story
Writer: Lily Celesta and Roze Gengetsu-hime
Canon: Dubbed anime with Endymion and Serenity's original names and elements from Gundam Wing, Cardcaptor Sakura, and Tenchi Muyo
Rating: 4
Name: Megami Haritsuki, Roze Gengetsu
Senshi Title: Not mentioned
Species: Just... annoying.
Hair:
Megami: Blonde with natural silver streaks, held up in a bun with the rest flowing freely
Roze: Lavender, curly, held up in 4 buns on her head
Eyes:
Megami: Not mentioned
Roze: Silver, then purple
Unusual Markings/Colorations: None
Possessions: None
Guardians: None
Origin: Probably the US.
Megami: She is the heiress to the Haritsuki family fortune and Haritsuki Enterprises.
Roze: Her parents are dead. She lived in an orphanage until she was 5 when she was adopted by a crazy old woman. She then ran away and went to New York where she lived off of the food that she stole from restaurants.
Connections to Canon:
Megami: In her past life, she was Queen Serenity's (called Selenity here) other daughter and Princess Serenity's (also called Selenity) older sister. Since Megami was ignored, her aunt Sincerity/Eternity (Selenity's younger sister) gave her the Kingdom of the Stars. Her fiance was Heero Yui, a soldier.
Roze: In her past life, she was the princess of the White Moon of Jurai. She was engaged to Li of the Cardcaptors.
Senshi Outfit: Not mentioned
Senshi Moves: Not mentioned
Other Special Abilities:
Megami: She has prophetic dreams.
Annoying Traits:
Roze: "One time, she even stole an entire Italian pot of pasta. The other time, she stole five extra large pizzas of Pizza Hut," at a year old. (She regresses from 5 to 1 and then ages to 7 in a few sentences.)
Comments: Two more authors with the "We're just doing this for fun. Therefore, we don't give a shit about the mechanics" mentality. There's a lot of plotholes in this. That's probably why no one else read it. (All 5 reviews are from the two people who wrote it.)
Samples:
Rose Gengetsu- a five-year old with curly lavender hair in four buns on her head, and silver eyes- woke up late in the morning, or more specifically, in the afternoon. She lived in an orphanage, until an old crazy lady adopted her- but she found herself running away.
Roze ended up in New York. She lived off restaurants- stealing restaurants scraps when she could. One time, she even stole an entire Italian pot of pasta. The other time, she stole five extra large pizzas of Pizza Hut, and was chased off the property by five monkeys in chicken suits yelling “Ooo!”.
While being chased by monkeys, she happened to cross the street. Now, being a year old, nobody had ever taught her about the concept of looking both ways before crossing the street.
~*~*~
A young girl of around Roze’s age, Megami Haritsuki, was in the car that had hit Roze. Megami- a slim four year old that acted much older than she really was, with a sweet, nurturing nature, yet at the same time, a kick*** attitude- was horrified at the fact, yet vaguely wondered why the girl had been so stupid to had not noticed their limousine.
Megami Haritsuki was heiress to a rich estate, the Haritsuki family fortune, and Haritsuki Enterprises. She was a slim blonde, though her hair was beginning to show silver streaks on the tips. Definitely not normal, nobody knew about her streaks except for her. She wore her hair with a single bun at the top, with the rest flowing down to her mid-back.
Megami was- as the author has already expressed- horrified. She insisted on being allowed to visit the girl in the hospital and paid for all the hospital charges. Since it had been the orphan girl’s fault that she had been injured, she practically threw herself at their car, the case was never presented to court, unless the orphan chose to press charges.
It was horrible; the whole affair was simply atrocious. The girl was unidentified, and charged with stealing five extra large pizzas from the Pizza Hut a block away from the accident. What monkeys were doing following her, Megami wondered, was beyond her.
Now, if she would only wake up and explain herself. Her name would be nice, at least. An explanation on the chicken-suit wearing monkeys would also be required, Megami mused. I would never be caught wearing a chicken suit, she announced to herself in her mind. Wouldn’t that be gaudy, wearing a chicken suit!
~*~*~
Roze woke up to find herself in a hospital, surrounded by a bouquet of flowers from: Your new friend.
Must be her, Roze thought. In front of her was a girl around her age, Roze considered, with almost the same hairstyle! Sure, she had only one bun, but Rose would have to give her a piece of her mind!
How had she gotten to be in a hospital bed? Oh, right, monkeys had chased her into the middle of the street. Stupid her, she should have noticed. Of course, was a car doing in the middle of the street! The idea of cars driving in the middle of the street was absurd! Cars should be outlawed!
Who was that gawky girl sitting next to her? What the heck was she doing, asleep like that, as if she were waiting of her to wake up. Oh, better shut up, she’s waking up.
“You’re awake!” the girl explained. Roze rolled her eyes. Duh! “Hi, I’m Megami Haritsuki, and you are…” Sick and tired of you, Miss Proper, Roze thought.
But instead, the words “I’m Roze.” Came out of her mouth. The girl- what was her name- oh, yeah, Megami, looked at her pityingly.
“Rose…what?”
Roze rolled her eyes, Megama, or whatever her name was, probably thought she had no last name. Stupid airhead blonde rich kid!
“Roze Gengetsu, for your information.”
Megami raised an eyebrow and changed her expression, now less friendly and more sarcastic.
“You have some attitude, girl.”
“Don’t you try to get me pissed off, Megama.”
“It’s Megami. My name means Goddess.”
“Uh-huh, whatever.”
-----------------------------------
She was in a strange, place, oddly familiar, mysteriously comforting, unusually unusual.
The concrete ground was replaced with moon rocks, sand and granite. Collapsing palaces and buildings, which most have been glorious in their time, adorned the place pitifully. In the center of the sky, was not the moon, but the earth.
A zephyr blew her hair, and she caught the scent of burning in the air.
The scene changed. The buildings transformed back to their former glory. Shouting, yelling, cried for help echoed.
“Endymoin!” shouted a blonde princess. With her regal clothes, her graceful manner, she could be nothing less than a princess. She ran, the two buns on her head loosening, and her hair trailing behind her in a graceful train.
“Can I help?” Megami tried, but the girl simply ran past her, not saying a word. That was when Megami realized, she couldn’t hear a word.
The scene that was next horrified Megami. The princess jumped into the air, into the sky, and held on fast to the hand of a raven haired prince, shouting, yelling, and finally dying, hand in hand with her love.
Meanwhile, Megami could do nothing but watch with horror in her eyes.
A figure came behind. “This was the fate of your sister and brother-in-law. This was the fate of the Moon Kingdom. Do you think they deserved it?”
“No,” Megami answered, not fully registering the lady’s words in her mind. Sister, what sister? “They were in love, and people in love do not deserve a fate such as this.”
“What if I told you that you’re so-called sister stole your rightful throne from you? What if I told you that your sister, Selenity, always did whatever she could to make your life utterly miserable? What if I told you that although you always wished to make peace with her, and you always extended a hand of friendship and truce, she still refused? What if I told you that she wouldn’t care if you died? What if I told you that she, on many occasions, has tried to take you way from your one true love? What if I told you that she has ridiculed you, attempted to turn the hearts of your own people against you, succeeded in turning the Inner and Outer Senshi against you, as well as her fiancée. What if I told you that she took your mother away from you; turned your own mother against you for her own gain? Would you reconsider, if you knew of all this?”
Megami’s eyes flickered to the figure’s face, framed by her silver tresses. A queenly figure she was, indeed, Megami knew without words that this was Queen Selenity, her mother.
“Two people in love do not deserve to die like this, no matter what harmful things they have done in the past. I hold no resent toward them in my heart. These two were in love- people in love do not deserve a fate such as this.” Megami simply said.
The Queen smiled. “I do not know how in my former life, I managed to hold such resentment toward you. You are my flesh and blood, my firstborn! I am so sorry I always favored your sister, even in death as I remembered her first in my last wish. You are equally beautiful, I know that now. You are equally powerful, maybe even more so, I know that now. But, you have the virtue of kindness, something I have always overlooked, until now. That is something your sister sometimes seems to lack in her heart.”
“Come, child.” The Queen said, walking forward. “I have so many more things to show you.”
She led her to a new scene, on a new planet it seemed. “This is the White Moon of Jurai,” The Queen explained, “My younger sister’s kingdom. They were also attacked by the Negaverse.”
--------------------------------
“Princess, you can’t escape now!” cackled the Negaverse General, Zircon. He raised his hand for an attack.
Roze bit her tongue to keep herself from screaming, the taste of blood and bile in her mouth. It was a cruel fate, being tortured to death by her ex.
“AAAAH!” Roze couldn’t keep it in any longer; she let out a heart-wrenching, scream. It was all too much, she felt as if knives were being pushed into her stomach, as if someone had shot her heart, as if she was being choked and strangled, all at the same time, all because of a single attack. The exquisite torture was all too much, the pain too powerful to resist, the blood, the throbbing, time passing by slowly, as if laughing at her, as if wanting to make her death nice, slow, bloody, and painful.
The Crown Princess of the White Moon of Jurai, beloved royal, Friend, and Senshi to Jurai and the Star Kingdom, met a terrible fate and a terrible death. Her fiancée Li attempted to save her, shielding her from some affects of the attack, but in the very end…they died shielding each other, clinging on to each other as if all depended on it, even in death.
~*~*~
“This, this was my fate?” Roze asked, glancing at her mother. Queen Eternity simply nodded sadly.
“Was my love included in Queen Selenity’s wish?”
Queen Eternity did not meet her eyes. “Yes and no.”
“What do you mean?” questioned Roze softly, with hurt in her eyes.
“Your past love and that of your cousin Megami were reborn- in other dimensions.”
“Other dimensions?”
“Yes, they, like you, have no memory of the past.”
Roze solemnly nodded. “Megami, Megami… is my cousin?”
“Yes.”
Roze gave a small smile. “Damn.”
“You two were always the best of friends before, my child.”
“Double damn.” Smiled Roze. She didn’t mean a word of it; she still had the old Roze’s attitude, with Princess Roze’s heart, soul, and memories.
[Snip]
“Heero! Let go!” Princess Megami screamed. Heero didn’t let go of the grip on her arm.
“You can’t fight alone, Megami! Stop being so stubborn! I’m coming with you.” Heero said decidedly. Their eyes locked.
Megami smiled. Heero kissed her forehead delicately. “Come one love, it’s time to fight these monsters off our land.”
~*~*~
“Oh…god…” Roze gasped. “Megami…my cousin didn’t deserve this! God…oh, god…”
Queen Eternity nodded. “It was cruel enough. Queen Beryl couldn’t have planned worse. They died in each other’s arms after a long, battle. Crying in his arms, your cousin humiliated by utter defeat and mourning the loss of her fiancée, she died not of injuries, or battle wounds, but of heartbreak.”