Random thought while I was working on
universalsue stuff: There should be a TV Tropes page for Marina Seadrift by now. Isn't she like a little bit below Sonichu in terms of notoriety? At least with the ED crowd?
You don't have to
read this entry before you read this one. But it helps... a little...
Title:
Sailor Star Angel's Life...Writer:
Sailor Star AngelSummary: "Someone takes over Sailor Star Angel's best sailor-friend's life. Could it possibly be the sailor from school?"
Canon: Dub?
Rating: 4
Name: Lisa
Senshi Title: Sailor Star Angel
Hair: Not described
Eyes: Not described
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She has freckles.
Senshi Outfit: Not described
Other Clothing Descriptions: None
Possessions: A star communicator
Guardians: Sweet Kitty again, and she's Luna's daughter.
Origin: Kluxztown City, same as last time, I suppose. She is one of the 3 "Mysterious Star Sailors" along with Sailor Zelda (because the author was on an "Ocarina of Time" kick when she wrote this) and Sailor Galaxy. She also has some weird catgirl identical mirror twin who is also named Lisa (but they come up with the nickname "Kito" for convenience) who is
Sailor Silver Kitty, the future guardian of the guardian cats. Kannia/Sailor Atlantis is her other sister who shows up out of nowhere during a battle.
Connections to Canon: They all spontaniously die in front of her house. Really.
Senshi Moves:
Fire & Star Sniper: "A bow and arrow appeared in Super Star Angel's hands. She took an arrow with a star as the point. Once she touched the arrow, it burst into flames. Super Star Angel got ready to fire. Super Star Angel let go of the arrow and watched it soar through the air. The flaming arrow was right on target with Topaz's eye when Topaz side-stepped and the flaming arrow caught the house on fire."
Other Special Abilities: She's the top student in all of her classes.
Annoying Traits: See below.
Comments: No, it still doesn't make sense. I'm thinking this is somebody's first Otaku Senshi, made when they were really young. That's the only explanation I can come up with for why this is as incoherant as it is.
Samples:
Lisa started to eat her chicken in peace when someone walked up and sat down with Lisa.
"Hello..." Lisa muttered.
"Hi..." the other person replied.
Kitty stared at the two. Then popped her head back into the backpack.
"What's your name?" Lisa asked.
"Lisa..." the other girl replied.
"Really?" Lisa asked.
"Yeah, why? What's yours?" the other girl questioned.
"Lisa also." Lisa replied.
"Cool. Well, so we don't get eachother's names mixed up... How about my nickname will be Kitty?"
Kitty grunted inside the backpack. Why would her nickname be Kitty?
"Oops, sorry. How about my nickname be Kito?" the other girl smiled.
"Alright, Kito. I like it." Lisa smiled.
"So, why are you here alone, Lisa?" Kito asked.
"I'm bored and I like the quietness..." Lisa replied.
"I see, that's why I came." Kito stared at her food.
"What's your problem?" Lisa asked.
"Everyone thinks I'm weird..." Kito stuttered.
"Why?" Lisa questioned.
"Because I have a tail..." Kito sighed.
"A tail?" Lisa replied, trying not to laugh.
"Yeah..." Kito tried to smile.
Kito pulled her tail out from under her skirt. It was blue and purple stripes.
"Woah! That's something..." Lisa smiled, trying to be nice.
"What's your problem?" Kito asked with soon-to-come-tears.
"Everything mechanical I touch breaks..." Lisa sighed.
"Really?" Kito questioned.
"Yeah, watch..." Lisa sighed.
Lisa pulled out a not-broken mechanical pencil and also pulled out some notebook paper. She started doodling a few cats when suddenly the lead got jammed up. Lisa looked at Kito with a 'I told you...' look. Kito nodded and started eating. Kitty slowly peeked her head out and looked at Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. [Stop it.] Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Lisa to Kito. Something looked alike, and Kitty new exactly what it was. Lisa and Kito were identical! Like twins! Every freckle and hair strand were in the same exact spot. Kitty blew some air to brush a strand of hair over Lisa's face. Kito's strand of hair did the same exact movement at the same exact time. Kitty jumped back down into the backpack and let the girls talk.
"I just noticed something-" Lisa and Kito said at the same time.
"Uh...?" Lisa asked, looking up.
"Heh...heh...?" Kito smiled, looking at Lisa.
"We're IDENTICAL!" Lisa screamed. (not loudly)
"I know!" Kito replied.
"How?" Lisa replied.
"I don't know...! Maybe some sort of divorcement?" Kito questioned.
"No way!" Lisa said.
After that, everything was silent. It was time to dump and Lisa left Kito as they walked in different directions.
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"Huh?" Lisa asked, waking up.
Kitty was standing on Lisa's stomach.
"What's up, Kitty?" Lisa asked.
"Nothing is up except for that!" Kitty pointed outside the window.
Lisa got up from her bed and looked outside. It was terrible. Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars and Sailor Jupiter were all dead and bleeding on the roadway.
"What happened?" Lisa asked, trying to stay calm.
"I don't know, Lisa. But you better transform." Kitty replied.
"I'm not transforming and fighting a force that can kill Sailor Moon!" Lisa exclaimed, jumping away from the window.
"Want me to go outside and fight?" Kitty threatened, tears in her eyes.
"No, Kitty. But why are you crying?" Lisa asked, picking up Kitty and holding her.
"Luna...my-" Kitty started, then cut herself off with tears.
"Luna your what?" Lisa asked.
"Luna is my mother! And she's dead right in front of Sailor Moon!" Kitty burst out crying.
Then Lisa understood why Kitty was really crying: Luna had been alive when Neo Queen Serenity's mother was Sailor Moon. Luna was alive when Neo Queen Serenity was Sailor Moon. Luna was alive when Serena was Sailor Moon. (she still is, or was)
"I'm so sorry Kitty. But who could kill Luna when she's suppose to be alive forever?" Lisa asked the ceiling. [Ceiling: Is her head still attached? If it isn't, there's your answer.]
There was a huge bang and Sailor Moon and friends disappeared. Lisa ran over to the window and looked outside. The last time she looked out the window, windows were cracked. Pots were broken and flowers were dead. There was blood all over the street, but now it's gone.
"What happened now?" Lisa asked herself.
Lisa stood up and walked downstairs. She opened the door and went outside. Everything was normal. Lisa looked up into the sky, it was sunny and birds were singing. It must of been an illusion. No, it was to real.
"Everything is going wrong today!" Lisa exclaimed, listening to the sentence being echoed from the tall buildings.
Lisa sighed and went back inside. Then there was another bang and everything re-appeared. Dead Sailor Moon and friends, broken windows, pots, doors... Blood on the road. Dead flowers. Lisa's eyes widened and she ran back to the door. While she was opening the door, there was another bang and everything disappeared. Lisa went back inside and sighed again. She went upstairs and sat on her bed. She turned on the TV and saw that the news was on. She listened closely for anything that happened about the Sailors.
"A strange thing has happened today, in Kluxztown city. Just five minutes ago, there was a strange army force,"
Lisa listened more closely. A army?
"Sailor Moon and gang turned out dead the second after the army arrived. It seems like Kluxztown's only hope of surviving this world is gone. Tune back in ten minutes and there will be a full report of this incident..."
Lisa knew enough. She turned off the TV and stared at the sunset. Everything was normal now, but where was Kitty?
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Lisa got up and got dressed. She didn't bother to listen to the messages. It was 6:45. She has plenty of time. Lisa went downstairs for breakfast and then got on her bike. Kitty popped her head out of the backpack and mewed softly. Lisa started towards school. Once in math class, Lisa settled down. Everything seemed to be going okay, but that dream bothered her. Lisa started doodling while Mrs. Terra was talking.
"Lisa!" Mrs. Terra exclaimed.
Lisa looked up.
"Stop doodling and pay attention. You get detention for this!" Mrs. Terra exclaimed, obviously sad she had to do it.
Lisa looked down at all her planets and stars. She crumpled the paper up and put it in the trash can. After math, after lunch, after history, after everything...came detention. Lisa had never been to detention and was the first person there. A few other kids filed in, silently. Lisa looked at the kids and then looked at the last person. Lisa remembered her, it was Kito!
"Kito!" Lisa whispered.
"Hello Lisa." Kito whispered back.
Detention began and extra homework was a pain. Kitty popped her head out of Lisa's backpack and looked at Kito.
"Target detected." Kitty whispered.
Kitty jumped back inside the backpack. After detention, Lisa went over to Kito to talk.
"What's been going on?" Lisa asked.
"Nothing, you?" Kito replied.
"Nothing." Lisa looked at her shoes.
"I understand now, Lisa." Kito said.
"Understand what?" Lisa looked more alert.
"I am hiding something from you and you are hiding something from me." Kito replied, looking desperate.
"Well..." Lisa started.
"I understand." Kito stated.
"Meet me at my house and I'll explain." Lisa handed Kito a piece of paper with her address.
"Thanks." Kito replied and ran off.
Lisa slowly walked back to her house. What did she understand? Before Lisa could explain, she had to know what Kito understood. Lisa opened the door of her house and then remembered exactly what Kito had said, "I am hiding something from you and you are hiding something from me." It was true. Lisa was a Star Scout and she was hiding that from everyone except Kitty and Sailor Zelda. Lisa came up with a plan.
"If I ask her to tell me what she's hiding from me first, then maybe it'll have something to do with my hiding something?" Lisa nodded.
The door bell rang. Kito was here. Lisa walked over to open the door. Kito walked in silently. Her tail was flicking everywhere. Kitty watched silently as Kito sat down and tucked her tail back into her skirt.
"What are you hiding from me, Kito? Let me know first." Lisa asked.
"I am hiding only the truth." Kito replied.
Lisa was speechless.
"What are you hiding from me, Lisa?" Kito questioned.
Lisa smirked and replied, "I am hiding only the truth."
Obviously, Kito was speechless. There was a huge bang on the door and some windows cracked.
"WHAT'S GONIG ON?" Lisa shouted.
There was another bang on the door and it broke. A monster was there.
"Great..." Lisa muttered.
Lisa ran off to the kitchen to transform. Kito noticed what was happening and disappeared upstairs. The monster walked in and smiled softly at Kitty.
"Help...?" Kitty asked, guess she had to be the decoy.
Kitty heard a faint shout, "Super Angel Crystal!" Yes, hurry up Lisa! Super Star Angel came running out of the kitchen. The monster had Kitty and was killing her!
"In the name of all the Stars. I will fight for the future and die in the future. Let the present try to kill me, but they will only destroy the past! I am Super Sailor Star Angel, guardian the Time Stars! I will punish you and protect the Earth!" Super Star Angel shouted at the monster.
"Oh?" the monster asked.
"Yeah!" Super Star Angel powered-up.
"My name is Topaz and I'm here to take over the world. Do you have a problem with that?" Topaz asked.
Super Star Angel settled down and thought for a second, "Yeah."
Topaz was a tall bronze eagle. Obviously, Topaz could walk on her claws.
"Bronze Feather Flash!" Topaz shouted.
Millions of bronze feathers flew in Super Star Angel's view. The more feathers that came, the brighter the topaz light became. Super Star Angel felt like she was going to go blind when someone blasted Topaz and Topaz fell against the wall. The light cleared and there was a shadow on the balcony.
"Topaz, stop your evil doings and right them from wrong. I am here to help you do that! I am Sailor Silver Kitty, guardian of the cats of the future. I will show you right from wrong and wrong from right, protecting the Earth at the same time!" Sailor Silver Kitty jumped down the balcony just as Topaz was getting up.
"I don't really care how many Sailors there are, I know I can destroy the world and take over the Universe. As long as I know that you two are dead." Topaz stated.
"Fire & Star Sniper!" called Super Star Angel.
A bow and arrow appeared in Super Star Angel's hands. She took an arrow with a star as the point. Once she touched the arrow, it burst into flames. Super Star Angel got ready to fire. Super Star Angel let go of the arrow and watched it soar through the air. The flaming arrow was right on target with Topaz's eye when Topaz side-stepped and the flaming arrow caught the house on fire.
There was some more chanting, "I am Sailor Atlantis. Guardian of Atlantis and ruler of the mystical water. You shall not hurt my sister nor Sailor Silver Kitty. Step back, Topaz, you now have three to battle!"
Super Star Angel smiled brightly at Sailor Atlantis.
"Atlantian Wave Hit!" shouted Sailor Atlantis.
A bunch of water appeared, half of the water aiming to put the fire out, the other half towards Topaz. The half towards Topaz hit 'em square in the chest, knocking his breath out. The other half of the water put the fire out with a 'sizzle'.
"Thanks, sister!" Super Star Angel called.
Sailor Atlantis smiled back.