Exhibit A:


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Last night Rhonda and I invited ourselves to The Compound because we needed to be kept awake until a reasonable bed time.  Our options during the afternoon were to a.) pass out into a coma until we woke up at 3:00 in the morning unable to fall back asleep, thus rendering us rather grumpy; OR b.) find ways to stay alert enough to return to a normal ( Read more... )

"Just saw a midget at a skate park.  Naturally, I thought of you."

"Yeah, that's their natural habitat.  Try feeding them little chocolates next time."

I know I'm very likely the last person on the Internet to stumble upon this website, but holy crap on a cracker this is funny.  It's called "Unhappy Hipsters" and um... well just go see for yourselves.  It makes the photographer and design nerd in me drool; and the snarky, sarcastic smart-ass in me laugh my head off.

From Unhappy Hipsters:

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You ever get up from going to the bathroom and forget that you wore underwear that day?  So you pull up your pants without first getting your panties in place?  Which results in getting your underwear only partially pulled on, thus bunching them awkwardly in the crotch of your pants?  And YOU DON'T NOTICE until you try to leave the bathroom and you ( Read more... )

I retrieve a tampon from my purse.  And because I need to rummage through the large tote for something else, I hold the tampon with my teeth.  Funny enough is the image of me squatting on the floor over my purse with a Tampax hanging out of my mouth.  Yet, once I excavate item #2, I find myself searching the area around my bag for the tampon.  ( Read more... )

If you're sucking on a rather large spoonful of peanut butter (your late morning snack), and your hands are needed to carry something heavy, set the peanut buttery spoon down on a plate or a paper towel or something of the like.  Do not, I repeat, DO NOT carry the spoonful of peanut butter in your mouth while your hands are full of something heavy ( Read more... )

Okay, whether or not you're on Twitter, you have to go read this guy:  http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
I'm seriously crying, I'm laughing so hard.  Oh man, that's good stuff right there.