Sugar Monday - Country Kisses Edition:
It's like dropping your kid off at school three blocks away so that no one will associate them with their tragically un-hip parent. Or perhaps a little bit like when your grandmother licks her finger to get something off of your face in front of all of your friends. GOD FORBID I try to steal a kiss from Sugar when all she wants to do is frolic all over my grandparents' property in the country: one of her favorite places on earth. I mean, c'mon. I'm trying to make some memories here and she's about to pee all over herself because THERE ARE SHEEP IN THE NEIGHBOR'S YARD.