First Bomb [Text]

[smokinmagic]

Uri's been using my journal as a scratching post again. Explains why I couldn't find it. I need to hex this thing.

Man. I can't believe I've been stuck in Italy all summer with that perverted healer. Would've been the perfect time to get a lead on Big Foot. Least Shamal hasn't been by much.

That reminds me that I need milk...