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smokesordie

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Jul 18, 2009 20:52

So. Just curious.

Do you actually have to joust to get fucking turkey legs, or can you skip that part?

c: lucy, inquiry, c: ace

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pssst he doesn't know what joust means fail_pilot July 20 2009, 01:08:14 UTC

Come on! Real men joust!

xD!! (backdated) smokesordie July 20 2009, 01:14:00 UTC

Are you fucking kidding me?

Running around with huge ass lances trying to deck other people.

If that ain't compensating, I don't know what the fuck is.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 01:19:02 UTC

Are you serious

I don't know, sounds like a fun time to me. Afraid you'll get hurt, bro?

smokesordie July 20 2009, 01:23:01 UTC

Cracked ribs or potential impalement both sound pretty fucking shitty to me.

But hey! If you and a bunch of macho dudes want to get together and poke around rods at each other, have fun with that, sis-bro.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 01:29:41 UTC

I bet the chicks dig it though. Bunch of dudes proving their manliness... you'd be a wuss if you didn't want to do this!

smokesordie July 20 2009, 01:40:49 UTC

I just like keeping all my bones and organs intact, and there's nothing wrong with that, thank you very much.

And I'm sure all the chicks would love it, if the sheer amount of gay doesn't scare them off first.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 01:42:15 UTC

What are you homophobic? You're so defensive it makes me wonder...

smokesordie July 20 2009, 01:45:49 UTC

I'm just pointing out the facts as I see them, bro-sis. Take it how you will.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 01:50:43 UTC

[He stared at the comment for a moment, trying to figure out what 'brosis' was. Sounding something scientific, but then he realized that ha, Eyepatch was trying to be clever!]

And I don't exactly seeing you object to it. Hmmmmmm That could be why you don't have a girlfriend?

smokesordie July 20 2009, 01:56:14 UTC

Oh, hell no. And I shouldn't have to remind you who of us was running around in a dress.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 01:57:13 UTC

THAT WASN'T BY CHOICE.

smokesordie July 20 2009, 01:59:23 UTC

But the tree already knew. The tree already knew.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 02:04:38 UTC

BAH THE TREE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING.

You just wish that was true.

smokesordie July 20 2009, 02:06:57 UTC

BRO.

BRO-SIS.

BRO.

NO.

fail_pilot July 20 2009, 02:08:36 UTC

SEE? DENIAL.

smokesordie July 20 2009, 02:09:35 UTC

IT'S NOT FUCKING DENIAL IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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