...that I would have purchased Poke'mon Platinum despite the fact I hated the Sinnoh Generation IF Giratina had left nothing of Cyrus but a bloody splotch on the pavement (or a headless corpse) when it
crawled from the depths of the Reverse World after Cyrus pissed it off by fucking with the laws of Poke'mon nature. I would pay cash money to have that shitty boring-as-hell uninspired character die. (Also in my own headcanon Giratina is female.)
~Lotus~