(no subject)
Me: Sometimes I just feel like holding you down and tickling you.
Mike: What?
Me: I love you?
Mike: What did you say?
Me: Sometimes I feel like holding you down and tickling you.
Mike: Why?
Me: I just feel like that sometimes. But I don't do that.
Mike: Don't do that. What if I act preemptively and get you first?
Me: You're missing the point. The point is that I don't do it because I love and respect you.
Mike: *unimpressed face*
Me: Look at this bunny! He has a mohawk!
Mike: Don't change the subject.
This is my life.
Mike: What?
Me: I love you?
Mike: What did you say?
Me: Sometimes I feel like holding you down and tickling you.
Mike: Why?
Me: I just feel like that sometimes. But I don't do that.
Mike: Don't do that. What if I act preemptively and get you first?
Me: You're missing the point. The point is that I don't do it because I love and respect you.
Mike: *unimpressed face*
Me: Look at this bunny! He has a mohawk!
Mike: Don't change the subject.
This is my life.