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Jun 11, 2004 12:38

Ok so

This morning when I got to work and finally looked in a mirror instead of fretting over my hair I discovered that the devil had visited me during the night. Or actually I think a spider, but either way I now have three neat pink bite marks symmetrically arranged on either cheek, in a nearly perfect triangular pattern.

These marks are so methodically placed that I have to assume they have some Significance, a message being sent to me from some supernatural power through the medium of one small nocturnal arachnid.

Potential Meanings:

God/ The Aliens: Your face is now our medium of communication with the human world, conveying secret hidden messages you cannot understand. Do not try to use cover-up or we will have to take you to our mother-ship.

God/ The World: I hate you Tara.

God/ My Mother: Stop crashing on the couch every night. It annoys me. Sleep in your own bed in your own room and I will no longer send my minions to torment you in your sleep.

Most Probable Meaning:

God/ Satan: You have been avoiding the sun because you hate freckles and also are trying to become nocturnal. I do not approve, because I like you to suffer. If you do not submit to your unevenly pigmented fate you will wake up each morning with a new geometric pattern of pain imprinted on your skin. I am all powerful and I get off on your misery. Suck it up.

Maybe if I burnt a nice piece of goat meat every evening before bed it would help appease the spider/ god? Possibly? Pretty please?
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