oh suzy
last night:
suzy's head: okay! I'm going to go to bed EARLY tonight. get up early and go biking! this is going to be great! (I feel greeaaat. yeaaaahh babies everywhere!)
*suzy goes to bed at 1:30, which is way earlier than the lately usual 4am*
9am-alarm goes off. suzy is in a coma, cannot move to respond to alarm. crud.
10am-awake now. but too cold to get out of bed. still in partial coma.
*watches a movie*
12pm-okay! I am getting up! I'm going to go bike like a mad woman and be super energized and find new places to bike and it's going to be awesome!
*forty minutes into biking*
whew! big hill! just push through it bike bike bike. faster faster almost done. that wasn't so bad. oh here's another incline. bike bike bike. what a wonderful time biking through empty streets! and there's the train too, hi train! this is great! hey..I feel a little lightheaded. no matter, just keep biking! bike bike bike. oh gee it's more like a little dizzy now. well let's start heading back in the homeward direction just to be safe. ..yikes I'm dizzy. but almost home. it'll probably just be faster if I keep biking than if I stop to walk my bike. and it would definitely take less energy since I'm going downhill now.
almost there. don't hit that car. oh okay. now I'm kind of blacking out a bit. it's time to stop now suzy.
*dismount*
hi grass you look soft. hello curb, what an excellent place to rest my head between my legs.
*ring rings*
hi dad. yes, I got really dizzy, need you to pick me up. even though I am embarrassingly one block away from home.
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um, I just wanted to go for a little bike ride.
suzy's head: okay! I'm going to go to bed EARLY tonight. get up early and go biking! this is going to be great! (I feel greeaaat. yeaaaahh babies everywhere!)
*suzy goes to bed at 1:30, which is way earlier than the lately usual 4am*
9am-alarm goes off. suzy is in a coma, cannot move to respond to alarm. crud.
10am-awake now. but too cold to get out of bed. still in partial coma.
*watches a movie*
12pm-okay! I am getting up! I'm going to go bike like a mad woman and be super energized and find new places to bike and it's going to be awesome!
*forty minutes into biking*
whew! big hill! just push through it bike bike bike. faster faster almost done. that wasn't so bad. oh here's another incline. bike bike bike. what a wonderful time biking through empty streets! and there's the train too, hi train! this is great! hey..I feel a little lightheaded. no matter, just keep biking! bike bike bike. oh gee it's more like a little dizzy now. well let's start heading back in the homeward direction just to be safe. ..yikes I'm dizzy. but almost home. it'll probably just be faster if I keep biking than if I stop to walk my bike. and it would definitely take less energy since I'm going downhill now.
almost there. don't hit that car. oh okay. now I'm kind of blacking out a bit. it's time to stop now suzy.
*dismount*
hi grass you look soft. hello curb, what an excellent place to rest my head between my legs.
*ring rings*
hi dad. yes, I got really dizzy, need you to pick me up. even though I am embarrassingly one block away from home.
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um, I just wanted to go for a little bike ride.