Not Assraping Leon Kennedy
To begin, I love zombie movies. I mean, yes, there are exceptions. I can only stand like, two of Romero's 'Epics', because, really? I'm not watching the cannibalist dead devour screaming masses because I want to know the psychological ramifications on the living. Really. Couldn't give a shit.
But, unlike many people, I adore the Resident Evil movies. Except the second one, because JILL DIDN'T GET EATEN. GOD. BUT! I DIGRESS! I enjoyed two thirds of them and I particularly liked their revamping of Claire's character for the film vs. the games. She made me all sorts of happy.
Now they're making a fourth one, which, yay, goodness. AND.
JENSEN. ACKLES. LEON. KENNEDY.
I hate Leon in the games and don't even get me started on him in the stupid CG movie they made. Dear GOD. Him with his gravity defying stupid hair and inability to be anything but the PERFECT HERO *swoons*.
But, like, JENSEN ACKLES. Who's hair totally follows the laws of physics! Who's adorable and fantastic! Who's existence in the movie might make me not want to brutally assrape Leon Kennedy with an assortment of sharp and very uncomfortable objects!
THIS IS SO MUCH GOOD!
Since Supernatural has been driving me up the walls this season with the stupidness of *grumbles off into the distance* I need something other-fandomy to keep my love alive. I mean, Jared Padalecki has Gilmore Girls. Now Jensen has something other than being the sole reason I didn't utterly despise Lana Lang for almost a whole season of Smallville.
Life is looking up, people!
Hate. So much hate. Not-hate! Happy,joyous, not-hate!