Comments | smeltertown: collagenized wicked witch of the west!

smeltertown

collagenized wicked witch of the west!

Oct 09, 2008 18:15

so i got a job. i was excited, but didn't want to get my hopes up because the lady was a huge bitch in my interview. she had HUGE collagenized lips and fake boobs that were basically all up in my face. she asked me extremely personal questions that are illegal to ask. She asked things such as "how old are you?", "do you have a boyfriend?", "do you ( Read more... )

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franz_kafka October 10 2008, 18:14:10 UTC

I ROFLed throughout reading that whole post! And the best part was your last sentence...her new song is fucking crack!!!

robots___think October 18 2008, 01:36:21 UTC

start loving kids and find a fucking nanny job!
i make $11 an hour tax free.
i also get 8 paid holidays and 15 paid days off a year.
just to hang out with a 7 month old girl.
best job ever, seriously.
i'm ballin.

smeltertown October 20 2008, 16:21:38 UTC

i'm not sure that there are a lot of people looking for nannies here. but i will try it out. i'm actually looking into a tutoring job, i will make $20 an hour for part time and have all the school holidays and summers off...

i'm not a good poopy diaper changer either :/