Hey, you!!

Yes, you!!!

GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!! OR I'LL TURN YA INTO A CLEFFA!!

HAY KIDS, HAY KIDS...

I GOT SOME AWESOME FRUIT PUNCH AS A PRESENT FOR Y'ALL. WANNA GO FOR A DRINK?

HEY HEY HEY WAZZAP!! DO I GOT A CHALLENGER YET? I'M GETTING ALL BORED AND CRAP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

HEY GUYS, WHO WANTS A POKÉ BALL? THEY'RE NICE AND SHINY, AND YOU CAN GET ONE FOR FREE! :O

WELL LOOKIE WHAT I BROUGHT!!


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I KNOW THE PERFECT WAY TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM!!


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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS MORE OF?

LET ME SHOW YOU...

...WAIT FOR IT...


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*DANCES AROUND WITH A POGO STICK*

YOU GOTTA DRESS LIKE THIS!!


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HEY, WHATS THIS KID DOING IN MY HANGAR? WAKE UP, BOY.

KID!! KID!! KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!! *nudges Red several times*