Last Christmas I gave you my heart! The very next day some douchebag made alcohol explode in my face
[Leon has everything by people's doors by the afternoon of the 27th, picking up what was given to him in the morning of that.]
Zoology students each get new dissection kits and fancy switchblades
The lovely Desert Spice gets a gold necklace (on sale) to feed her Dodongo and a box of truffles and designer sweater for herself.
The purple rose of death gets more imported poffins and new black underwear set.
"Please don't take this the wrong way, I just know what you like."
Afroboomboom, Armsmaster Fatass, Fatass Aran, and Sunshine in Shades all get Lylatian blasters
He was so tempted to get Sunshine boy something totally embarrassing,,,,
Frog Prince of Lylat gets a silly Christmas sweater and a trashed motorcycle with a note saying he can likely build something out of it better than what the bike originally was
The Russian Sexual Favors dudes each get a drink mix set and shotglasses.
Lord O'Donnell gets a manly canine shampoo kit and a 24-case of expensive beer
Leon doesn't know Wolf left yet so... I guess whoever's at Wolf's desk now or whatever gets free dog shampoo and beer
Pup McCloud.... Leon doesn't know what to get him, but shouldn't leave him out- manly canine shampoo kit and a 24-case of diet cola
Saurian-speaking Furry gets feminine canine shampoo kit and a 24-case of TAB soda, assuming the pink can means it's a girly drink.
Broken Limbs Training Guy gets aromatherapy candles for meditation
Her Majesty Shroomness gets a pink baking pan set
That fat orange-mustachioed dude Leon never bothered to speak with much but stands out considerably... gets a Lylatian Blaster.