CHRISTMAS GIFTING

Dec 26, 2011 23:59



SECRET SANTEE SLIPPY: You are a frog. So, he got you a box full of dead flies.

General Guy: Two gallons of caramel. A cotton-candy machine.

Peach: A diamond-encrusted bracelet.

Luigi: A fountain pen that, once every few hours, giggles like a boo. If you ever run out of ink and have to open it up to put more ink into it... it turns into a boo. (MAGIC!)

Watt: An empty lightbulb box.

Parakarry: A photo collection of pictures of Parakarry's ruined mail shop, with the written reminder "Your best work."

Daisy: A box of rice crackers and a note that says, "You're looking tubby."

Doopliss: A box of birdseed. An icecream sandwich that somehow didn't melt in the box (MAGIC!).

Wario: A cursed bar of soap that flies into your mouth when you open the gift. You cannot get it out without eating it. (MAGIC!)

Lash: A bumpty. Bowser thinks you like stupid animals, because of all of your pokemon. He doesn't really understand that you cannot use a bumpty in the same way as a pokemon. They're all stupid animals. Enjoy your penguin.

Falcon: In an unmarked package: A letter that says "you are a dick." If you try to burn it, a terrible specter that looks like you with rainbow colored eyes arises out of your floor and says "SEVEN DAYS" then disappears. (MAGIC!)

Samsam: In an unmarked package: A DVD of Gone with the Wind. Everything about it seems perfectly normal, except if you look very, very, very closely, there is a fabrige egg inserted into the background of Twelve Oaks and the mansion from the end of the film. You would probably never notice them unless you knew to look for them. Every time you play the DVD, 24 hours later a fabrige egg appears somewhere in the room where you played it. (MAGIC!)

mario: bowser, !action post

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