Oh, look. It's this douchebag.

[blazinglizard]

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[toyboxarmy]

I don't care, sir. It's not my bed anymore.

[blazinglizard]

Didn't expect you to. I'm just sayin', he's long overdue on reclaimin' that thing. Never shoulda let you have it in the first place.

[toyboxarmy]

Okay. That's fine. He missed you.

[blazinglizard]

Well, no shit he missed me. Only other person in the room went and moved out.

When'd you do it, anyhow? If you left him alone for months, you're in for the shitkickin' to end all shitkicks.

[toyboxarmy]

I moved out about a month ago, sir, but always returned to the room to attend to him. Of course.

[blazinglizard]

Yeah, you better've. Nobody fucks Char's spider over, unless they're in the mood for a maulin'.

...And make sure you didn't leave none of your shit behind, either, or it's gettin' incinerated.

[toyboxarmy]

I'm fully moved out.

[blazinglizard]

Nightlight and all?

[toyboxarmy]

Nonsense.

[blazinglizard]

Don't think I've forgotten, Genny. First time I split this joint, I came back to see a freakin' lantern hung up in the room. You're scared of the dark, ain'tcha?

[toyboxarmy]

No, I'm not.

[blazinglizard]

Prove it.

[toyboxarmy]

I-I don't have to. Try and understand, sir, that we no longer are forced to interact. Think of it as my welcome back present.

[blazinglizard]

Oh... right.

Then consider my farewell present lockin' you in a pitch-black closet when you least expect it. One last reminder of the wonderful years you spent bein' my bitch.

[toyboxarmy]

Still deplorable after all these years.

[blazinglizard]

What can I say? Deplorable has a hell of a lot more fun than Nice does.