It's time for another round of "Wtf is wrong with this guy!"
Who: Frankie and classies.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday morning
Warnings: Uh... Yeah.
[AS USUAL, Frank is not here, but the projector is up and ready to go. Today's video starts playing a few minutes after the hour, also as usual.]
[When the video stops, the lights go on to reveal Frank sitting at his desk. Apparently everyone was just sleeping through the video SO ENRAPTURED by the video that he was able to sneak in without notice. Or it's a spawn point. Who the hell knows. The point is, he is leaning back in his chair so far it's hard to see more than just the neck up on him.]
Gooood morning, boys and girls. Now, we're not going to go and do an entire class on avoiding red-eye. I pretty much covered it in the comm-- video there. Just keep those tips in mind from now on, since I've been noticing a lot of red-eye in some of your shots. And I don't mean you kids who have them naturally, so don't even start with that.
Now then. Today's class...
[Frank stands from his desk. Oh god. Oh god Frank what are you wearing. NO FRANK NO. At least SBG Frank isn't as horribly fat as OTR*Frank.]
Sexy photoshoots!
[He glances down to his ensemble and shrugs. This is no big deal.]
I couldn't find a real model on such short notice, so as you can see, I've... improvised. [Hands-on-hips pose ohhhh baby why.] Of course if any of you can find someone else to put on a sweet little number like this and pose for you, that works too. Now, different people are into all kinds of different things, but we're going to focus on the basics: a focus on T&A, heavy-lidded eyes, pouty lips, all that crap. And yes, I will be judging you on the model. Part of bein' a photographer is knowing how to choose just the right subject.
Now get going.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday morning
Warnings: Uh... Yeah.
[AS USUAL, Frank is not here, but the projector is up and ready to go. Today's video starts playing a few minutes after the hour, also as usual.]
Click to view[When the video stops, the lights go on to reveal Frank sitting at his desk. Apparently everyone was just sleeping through the video SO ENRAPTURED by the video that he was able to sneak in without notice. Or it's a spawn point. Who the hell knows. The point is, he is leaning back in his chair so far it's hard to see more than just the neck up on him.]
Gooood morning, boys and girls. Now, we're not going to go and do an entire class on avoiding red-eye. I pretty much covered it in the comm-- video there. Just keep those tips in mind from now on, since I've been noticing a lot of red-eye in some of your shots. And I don't mean you kids who have them naturally, so don't even start with that.
Now then. Today's class...
[Frank stands from his desk. Oh god. Oh god Frank what are you wearing. NO FRANK NO. At least SBG Frank isn't as horribly fat as OTR*Frank.]
Sexy photoshoots!
[He glances down to his ensemble and shrugs. This is no big deal.]
I couldn't find a real model on such short notice, so as you can see, I've... improvised. [Hands-on-hips pose ohhhh baby why.] Of course if any of you can find someone else to put on a sweet little number like this and pose for you, that works too. Now, different people are into all kinds of different things, but we're going to focus on the basics: a focus on T&A, heavy-lidded eyes, pouty lips, all that crap. And yes, I will be judging you on the model. Part of bein' a photographer is knowing how to choose just the right subject.
Now get going.