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Today's lesson: LAME PUNS.

Oct 06, 2011 22:31

Who: Frank West and YOU!
What: Photography 101
When: Friday!
Warnings: Lame puns and zombies.

( Today we have some very special guests. )

vianca/red and white pikmin (pikmin), n (pokemon), # photography, red (pokemon), !class log, vinnie/venusaur (pokemon), nabooru (zelda), frank west (dead rising)

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OFF TO THE STADIUM. overtimemode October 7 2011, 04:34:40 UTC

[Frank's really gone all out. He's managed to figure out the stadium's settings enough to get a whole bunch of platforms, an assortment of weapons, sandbags, explosives...

AND ZOMBIES?!

Okay, it's just a dozen ReDead, but it was the closest thing he could spawn.]

whitetoxin October 7 2011, 04:41:14 UTC

[..... STARING AT THE REDEAD they freeze in place.]

your date is a little more impressed punchtheflowers October 7 2011, 07:14:21 UTC

[Oh boy weapons. Weapons he could use on enemies he didn't feel bad about bludgeoning. The dead should stay dead, okay. Looking a bit more excited now, Vinnie eyed himself a chainsaw.]

So we take turns kickin' ass and takin' photos of each other?

He did it all to make you swoon, Vinnie. overtimemode October 8 2011, 05:42:44 UTC

That's the general idea. Go ahead and knock yourself out... or, preferably, a couple of zombies.

~*well your charms are working*~ punchtheflowers October 8 2011, 08:41:23 UTC

Consider it done.

[Obviously he's going to grab the manliest weapon there. And among the random assortment of things - baseball bat, light sabre, psshh - first choice went to the stick shaped like a giant flower. Duh.

So the man that smelled like flowers in the flower shirt leapt into the fray wielding a flower and immediately began bludgeoning everything in sight. If nothing else, he certainly enjoyed sticking to a theme.

Someone should probably take some photos of this manliness going on.]

pitticus October 8 2011, 21:46:41 UTC

[snap. Vinnie's manly flowery zombie assault captured in a single moment on disposable photo paper for all of forever. Thank you, Pit.]

punchtheflowers October 9 2011, 10:33:09 UTC

[Pit, for immortalizing this moment of glory, you will be celebrated in song and dance for years to come.

Meanwhile, Vinnie was quickly noticing something about his weapon. IT MADE FLOWERS GROW ON THEIR HEADS? It was like some kind of magical Leech Seed wand and it was spreading sparkly pollen dust everywhere!

He yelled in Frank's direction:] This thing's amazing! Can we keep these?!

overtimemode October 10 2011, 03:09:19 UTC

They're from the stadium! So... go for it!

[The school can always buy more. Besides, these are for student use. And he kinda wants one for himself. Growing flowers on command? Why the hell not?!]

whitetoxin October 10 2011, 06:55:24 UTC

[Don't mind the other flower edging in over there, quietly snapping a few images of this very bizarre zombie flower garden and its flowery attendant. Snap.]

punchmtsilver October 7 2011, 10:27:17 UTC

... Can I punch them?

[Red is already holding a Star Rod in his hand, wondering whether it would actually help in doing any action shots.]

overtimemode October 8 2011, 05:43:24 UTC

Go for it. Just be careful not to let them bite you.

[Although that Star Rod looks pretty AMAZING.]

Re: OFF TO THE STADIUM. surpass October 7 2011, 14:04:50 UTC

... What are these?!

[SEND THEM TO HELL AAAAAAAAAA]

Re: OFF TO THE STADIUM. overtimemode October 8 2011, 05:43:39 UTC

Zombies. [DUUUUH.]

Re: OFF TO THE STADIUM. surpass October 8 2011, 10:54:56 UTC

Why... would you ever have these in a class?

[HIS POKEMON AREN'T WITH HIM...]

Re: OFF TO THE STADIUM. overtimemode October 8 2011, 14:47:16 UTC

To have a moving target to beat up. [DUUUUH.]

Besides, it's just a simulation. I think.

Re: OFF TO THE STADIUM. surpass October 8 2011, 18:19:22 UTC

... There are already targets that can be activated for that purpose.

[BRRRREAK THE TARGETS, what a classic. Zoroark loves it.]

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