Today's lesson: LAME PUNS.
Who: Frank West and YOU!
What: Photography 101
When: Friday!
Warnings: Lame puns and zombies.
[After two weeks of being allowed to practice with the crappy disposable cameras and get a grasp on composition, it was time to move on. Those who took the first assignment seriously and got to know their cameras were given a better Frank-approved (but not paid to endorse) brand a few days prior, along with instructions on developing the film and keys to the darkroom. And very specific instructions NOT to modify his babies. Those who either didn't take it seriously or were just very bad get to stick with the cheap ones for now.
Just as with his first class, Frank was nowhere to be seen even at the time it was scheduled to start. The projector's up again, though. Oh no, that can't possibly mean...]
[Yep, another "pre-made" lesson. Where is that lazy bastard, anyway? Even as the commercial ends and the lights automatically turn on, Frank is nowhere to be seen. Those who stick around for another three minutes get to see him rushing in late, coffee in one hand and checking his watch on the other. He is cursing to himself.]
Yeah, yeah, I'm late, don't start! So for those of you who were on time to watch the video, you'll know we're doing action shots today. The reason I'm late is 'cause I was setting up for the class. You guys have a huge stadium, and I figure there's no better place to get some really dynamic shots going on! It's better than a classroom, anyway.
Line up, and let's head out.
What: Photography 101
When: Friday!
Warnings: Lame puns and zombies.
[After two weeks of being allowed to practice with the crappy disposable cameras and get a grasp on composition, it was time to move on. Those who took the first assignment seriously and got to know their cameras were given a better Frank-approved (but not paid to endorse) brand a few days prior, along with instructions on developing the film and keys to the darkroom. And very specific instructions NOT to modify his babies. Those who either didn't take it seriously or were just very bad get to stick with the cheap ones for now.
Just as with his first class, Frank was nowhere to be seen even at the time it was scheduled to start. The projector's up again, though. Oh no, that can't possibly mean...]
Click to view[Yep, another "pre-made" lesson. Where is that lazy bastard, anyway? Even as the commercial ends and the lights automatically turn on, Frank is nowhere to be seen. Those who stick around for another three minutes get to see him rushing in late, coffee in one hand and checking his watch on the other. He is cursing to himself.]
Yeah, yeah, I'm late, don't start! So for those of you who were on time to watch the video, you'll know we're doing action shots today. The reason I'm late is 'cause I was setting up for the class. You guys have a huge stadium, and I figure there's no better place to get some really dynamic shots going on! It's better than a classroom, anyway.
Line up, and let's head out.