Who: AU Ganondorf & Italian Spiderman
What: OPEN OFFICE LOG
Where: The not Ganondorf's Office
When: Whenever you need and want it, baby. (7th-12th)
Warnings:THIS LOG WILL BE RATED M FOR MATURE
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Door open or closed?: Open.
Snoopers allowed?: Yes totally.
Vaporeon knew what sex was. She'd never really cared to indulged in it herself, but the internet left her no stranger to the subject. Humans were kinda gross.
But lately, with the arrival of certain new people to the school, she found she had new feelings. Tingly feelings. In her heart, mostly, but sometimes elsewhere. Who else could she turn to but THE INTERNET that attractive guy who smelled really good and was apparently knowledgeable about this kind of thing?
She shamelessly strode right on into the reception area, took a deep breath and...!
HACK. COUGH. Gross.
"Hey, you're not Gary Ganning Bart Simpson... Jacob... Lemon... that other guy!"
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He looked a lot different than on TV. What if. The TV version was just an actor. To keep the real Spiderman's identity a secret. Yeah, that made sense!
"Sorry, Spiderman! I didn't recognize you. I'm gonna have to get your autograph later. BUT FIRST. I need your help." She pointed at GGBLDJDF.
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"Then come inside. My OFFICE!...is waiting." The dude had a flare for the overly dramatic, that was most certainly for sure.
Inside, the air was pure, crisp and smooth, like mere moments after a shower. There was no smoke at all in here, just a few birds fluttery about looking occupied. Gangan pointed her to a rather comfortable couch.
"Please. Have a seat."
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"So I've never been in here before. Obviously. How's this even supposed to work?"
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"How do you make somebody like you?"
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"Well... Sort of. I mean, he attacked me and insulted me, but there's something about him that's just... I feel like I know him somewhere. From a dream, maybe. That's a good sign, right?"
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"But he attacked and insulted you. That's not." He spun a finger, flicking a light in his hand as he did so. "The flames of passion can quickly be ignited but remember..." the flame died out. "...it may stop just as quickly. But you say you know him from somewhere. Tell me more."
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Vaporeon never was one for fire metaphors, but she got the gist of what he was saying. She pouted slightly. "I dunno... I can't think of where I would have met him, and he's not actually a movie star. Like I said, it might have been a dream. Or maybe a past life!" How romantic. And cheesy. And stupid.
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"Past lives. That could make sense." Don't worry, he dealt with cheesy on a daily basis. He was a professional. "Perhaps the fact he attacked you was a sign you hurt him in that previous life."
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"Some kind of karma, huh...?"
What if some alternate version of herself was responsible for making him what he was now?
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