Who: Four space cops very upstanding and not suspicious at all representatives of the Galactic Federation purveyors of fine caffeinated drinks. Also, YOU.
What: So there's this coffee shop, right.
When: ALL WEEK. From Tuesday, March 8th, to the end of the AU event.
Where: A totally unassuming and absolutely not-a-front-for-Galactic Federation-
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It's a coffee shop.
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That, however, wouldn't stop him from finding said order perhaps a little silly. He hoped this wouldn't take long. He stepped inside, casting a disinterested eye over the cozy little interior. Oh. A pleasant little coffee shop. How cute.
"I certainly hope our assignment doesn't involve donuts, too."
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Falcon may have been eating a doughnut when Uxie arrived.
"This is our new base of operations."
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You know what they say about misery. Samus entered the establishment as requested, not extremely late but trailing behind the other blonde. She could have sworn she heard that voice before...
Everything was getting an incredulous look, especially Falcon.
"A... coffee shop?"
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"Welcome to hell your new after school job." He said through a mouthful of doughnut.
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She balled it up and THREW IT BACK as if it were ON FIRE.
"What?! No way! You want me to sit here and serve coffee?"
WHAT ABOUT. THE ACTION.
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"Consider it an undercover operation."
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And Uxie smoothly turned to leave.
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Shoved into his face.
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Kyle stared at the uniform (mostly the bowtie) as Samus unfurled it. And then stared at Falcon like he had bugs crawling out of his ears. And then at the bus they were all standing in.
"I ain't wearing a bowtie."
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"Yes you are." He said, although it sounded more like 'yeff you arr', because of the doughnut. Then Kyle was presented with a uniform of his own while Falcon swallowed said baked good. "It's an order."
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He said that as if he really did believe he wasn't going to be cleaning the bathroom within the next fifteen minutes or so.
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"Just for that," he said, jabbing a finger at Uxie and helping himself to another doughnut, "you've got bathroom duty."
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"And of course, the nonhuman gets all the dirty work. I hope we're at least getting free coffee out of this." Stupid karma. Stupid boss. To think, he could be snoozing at the bottom of a frigid cold lake and/or be getting kidnapped by terrorists instead of this.
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But he held a doughnut in Uxie's direction anyway.
Take it, Uxie.
It is for you.
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